Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts

Paris Hilton has landed and basically invaded my home country of Denmark... In an attempt to promote herself, she is in Copenhagen for 5 FULL days (oh yey for us...). The airhead is here to promote a line of Danish designed handbags with her name on. And obviously she is visiting a big fashion show as well...




Paris Hilton took a step on some stairs, and whoops, the airhead smacks her head against the concrete. Benji and Paris was visiting Prague in the Czech Republic, and Miss Hilton had to make a scene...Duh!


Yes, Paris Hilton is back with one of her talented and intellectual remarks... After returning from Africa with bf Benji Madden, she had to make a fool of herself in front of the press...
And I quote: "I love Africa in general. West Africa and South Africa. They are both lovely countries."

Christ, I'm embarrassed on her behalf...


I did NOT see that one coming... I know Paris Hilton promised to do more charity work after she was released from prison, but STILL!!

Paris visited a school in South Africa, and well, did some "charity".. Charity as in "signing autographs". However, the kiddos seemed pleased enough...


Paris Hilton is such a skanky bitch! Maybe to hold on to her new boyfriend Benji Madden. To see more pictures buy the new Maxim Magazine.

Paris partyskank Hilton photographed with a Shaman this weekend.
He could use some serious work on those split ends and maybe someone should wake up Paris before she knocks the poor old sod over.

I like the underwear! Paris Hilton posing for US magazine 944. Rather saucy I think, but then again, we've seen her fanny, so this is nothing...

Paris Hilton, now available as doll (sadly not as blow-up doll, i bet many men would wanna pork that... yuk). German toyfirm "Simba Toys" will start producing the Paris doll later this year, and you will be able to buy loads of accesoriers for your doll as well (what a delight!) Uhhh yey, we all have something to remember for our christmas wishes this year (barf)


Paris Hilton:"I don't think, I just walk" .... Nuff said!


Paris Hilton said of her own new shoe brand:

"I have shoes from, like, every top designer, but I love that my shoes are not, like, $400, like most of my shoes, and they are much more comfortable."

Where is Tinkerbell, bitch?! That is NOT Tinky... You shouldn't spoil one dog more than another, freak...



Paris Hilton was "performing" in Boston... The crowd cheered her on, not coz of her singing ability (who would), but her knockers wanted to leave the dress on more than one occation. Yay, we got to see Paris Hilton's boobs again... Zzzz


Paris Hilton was partying HARD at lesbian nightclub Tenjune Club in NY... Other guests at the club saw Paris and Elisha Cuthbert (of 24 ) snogging, cuddling and well you name it. Apparently the "happy couple" was glued together all evening...

Not long ago Paris attended lesbian nightclub Falcon in Los Angeles, where she was canoodling with another woman... Ahhh Paris, the media-whore of all times.




Paris Hilton has been partying non-stop since New Years eve, and last night at LAX in L.A was no exception for the queen of party (talk about being a mediewhore...). Throwing around money, snogging a random girl and drinking her arse off!! How charming

Paris Hilton follows the likes of Kanye West by sporting a pair of highly adorable specs... Makes it easier for her to keep an eye on K-Fed.. (What in the world would anyone want to do with that horrible piece of white-trash of a man?!)



How precious... (the dog...Not the skank)


Here she goes again. Waving her "ham-slices" around for all of the world to see... Paris, pack it in. It ain't that pretty!


The December issue of MAD magazine looks rather entertaining! I digg the way Nicole Richie yuks her guts up on Paris H. What a christmas!


Paris Hilton went on Letterman the other day... Maybe she shouldn't have, cause good ol' Dave offended her (ouch!).


At one point during the show, one of the audience members screamed: "I love you Paris!". Letterman replied;" Is that somebody you met in prison?!"..Obviously this had the audience screaming with laughter, but not Paris! She answered: "I didn't come here to talk about this. That was a long time ago. Now you're making me sad I came."


Awww... Good thing Letterman apologized and Paris was pouring again a second after...

Watch the clip from TMZ.com


Paris likes them young... She has been seen out and about with 20-year-old Swedish model Alexander von Zweigbergk Väggö. Let's see how long he lasts!



 

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