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First Pics of Cristiano Ronaldo Jr.

The first pictures of Cristiano Ronaldos son, Cristiano Ronaldo Jr., has emerged. Papparazzis snapped the baby from a helicopter in Algarve, Portugal. The question of the baby's mother is still a big mystery... We are waiting for more info...

Can Ronaldo Be More Gay?!

0 Opinionated Skanks By MKF At 20:19

I think not... Cristiano Ronaldo goes 110% queer, and don't we digg those extremo tight shorts?! Naaaah... But we do appreciate that he ain't homophobic!

It's All Hot for Ronaldo!

0 Opinionated Skanks By MKF At 18:25

I didn't think pretty boys could sweat...let alone through a shirt AND a jacket! Ronaldo you sexy thang!

Cristiano Ronaldo's HOT (gay?) 2009 Calendar!

1 Opinionated Skanks By MKF At 15:25

Oh yes, Ronaldo losing his kit for a calendar! Looks a bit queer to me... Add some baby-oil and you will have the biggest queen on earth!

Ronaldo Looks Like a Girl/Drag Queen in Tiny Hotpants

1 Opinionated Skanks By MKF At 12:33

Yes, this is football ace AND ladies man Cristiano Ronaldo from football club Machester United wearing ghastly HORRIBLE hotpants...
Ronaldo sported this rather gay outfit when he was shopping in Hollywood yesterday. Silver hotpants and a pink t-shirt... You rock my world Ronaldo, and the tan is overdone mister...

Baby Got Back!

0 Opinionated Skanks By MKF At 12:14

Manchester United footballer Cristiano Ronaldo was home in Portugal during the weekend, and was spotted takin a dip in the pool... What a back that is...I only wish he would turn around...

Click to enlarge! (the photo...aherm)

Cristiano Ronaldo Orgy With 5 Hookers

1 Opinionated Skanks By MKF At 12:01

Ronaldo from football-team Manchester United is in big trouble for inviting 5 hookers to his posh pad in the outskirts of Manchester.

The player had a poolside orgy after Manchester United's first victory in Premier League, and invited the 5 hookers to join him and a few of his teammates.

The girls spent around six hours romping with Ronaldo, his team-mate Anderson and several other men in the pool, Jacuzzi and changing rooms.

Furthermore, the girls took a series of photos with their mobilephones, one videoed Brazilian midfielder Anderson only wearing his boxers.

The girls all work through McKenzies Escort agency based in Leeds (if any of you are interested in Ronaldo's left-overs....)

What is the deal with footballer's addiction to hookers?! Are they so dumb they can't find a girlfriend to have sex with, or is it that hookers go for anything with money?! I am in shock that Wayne Rooney isn't involved in this!